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Lipserver
Lipserver t-shirt printed with "LIPSERVER / ENTERPRISE-GRADE LIP SERVICE / 99.999% UPTIME. 0% FOLLOW-THROUGH."
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Lipserver print artwork: "LIPSERVER / ENTERPRISE-GRADE LIP SERVICE / 99.999% UPTIME. 0% FOLLOW-THROUGH."

Lip Service: Lipserver

Enterprise-grade lip service. Five nines of uptime, zero follow-through.

£22.00 (estimated)

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Cartoon / Vintage

Born of a slip of the tongue in a meeting about lip service. The Lipserver handles every request promptly, acknowledges every concern warmly, and has never once actually done anything. Scales beautifully across any number of stakeholders.

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