The lipservice daemon starts cleanly on every boot and reports a healthy status to anyone who asks. Logs suggest it has never processed a single actual job. Nobody has filed a bug, because it agreed the bug was very important and it would look into it.
![systemctl start lipservice t-shirt printed with "$ SYSTEMCTL START LIPSERVICE / [ OK ] SAYING ALL THE RIGHT THINGS / [ FAIL ] DOING ANY OF THEM"](/_astro/systemctl-start-lipservice.DKGl3uHq_pBJtE.webp)
![systemctl start lipservice print artwork: "$ SYSTEMCTL START LIPSERVICE / [ OK ] SAYING ALL THE RIGHT THINGS / [ FAIL ] DOING ANY OF THEM"](/_astro/systemctl-start-lipservice-design.SjSgOx3Z_1Egquu.webp)